EL AMIGO!!
     
ULTIMATE SWEETNESS

WAGONS and BOMBS

Shit right here is CRAZY

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EL AMIGO

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Dudes...this is the definition of SWEETNESS. You can get a burrito the size of your fuggin head. It's a big BIG bitch. And it tastes unfuckin believable when you are fucktarted. Just pretend you don't know about the underground drug ring and the SWAT truck waiting outside and you're golden. And if you want El Amigo gear, just ask our boy Alex to hook you up. You could ask the cook but I don't think he knows English, and he hates us cuz we always hang out back in the kitchen when we're REALLY sober, and when I say sober, I mean WASTED.



YEA...this is the big balled EL Amigo crew hangin out infront of the EL bein sweet...yea...its night time dipshits...u can't take pictures without a flash at night...suprised you didn't know that...by the way i hate EVERYONE who doesn't know the d about the EL

IN case you didn't notice...we took 2 pictures..hoping one would come out...but the camera fucked up and that mother fucker got smashed on the face of a big BIG bitch! This place is soo sweet that i would burn my own ball hairs just so i could get a burrito from this sweet ass place

My balls are the size of burritos...so chew on that Amigo!!

GOOD GOD...u see the size of that BITCH? ok..so its not quite as large as the biggest blacket boner ever...but it is close...what? GROSSSSS...u just said boner. Burritos are soooo sweet that they make me wanna kick my mom in the face...and the TIT...GOD DAMN this pumps me up


4 LETTERS: S.W.A.T.

The van says "CarTronix," but FUCK THAT! We know whats really goin on. Fuck the Police! If shit ever goes down...we got Alex's back like WHAT! I bet even the Chach with the samurai sword would fuck up some shit if shit blew up. So what if they have an underground drug ring...we don't fuckin care...they have the sweetest burritos in the western hemisphere...(chill out geography)

YEAH...this is some EL AMIGO gear....in case u get raging boners over men(like chan ho park...) and don't have a clue...this is a hat...and has to be worn Pharell style. If u r down with Alex...he'll hook u up...