Why we are SOOO much sweeter at life than u!
For starters...can you roundhouse the shit outta someone?? Are you a beirut champ?? Do u own any El Amigo Gear? Have you even eaten at El Amigo?? Do you wear mesh hats? Do you like to make fun of Chaches? Do you know how bad dead turtles smell? Do you have a pet ninja that will kick peoples asses?? Do you leave drama at the door? Do you roll Deep (or WEED)? Are you NOT marquette? Do you think a 90 pound hindu girl punching someone in the face and doing the robot is funny? Are you a high fiving mother fucker? Do you like to punch girls in the tit? Do you think movies like footloose and teen wolf are totally fuckin sweet? IF you have answered NO to ANY of these questions...you should give up on life and turn into a chach-bag so you can get made fun of by everyone who is way sweeter than you..including Tony Danza. WHO's THE BOSS BITCHES! |
Sweetness Factor
The sweetness factor is a very complicated thing. There are many things that weigh into this and yes...it does have something to do with one's coolness. For example...if one is to have a high sweetness factor...one must have some sort of gear from EL AMIGO...and if you don't...then...u have a bad sweetness factor and probably smell like dead turtles. If you have a name like tyrone shoelaces, adolf oliver nipples or howie feltersnatch...then you're probably totally sweet. Another thing that weighs heavily in the sweetness factor (s.f.) is how many times you wear a mesh hat at a party...Pharell style (and yes...blunts can only help). The s.f. also relies heavily on your beirut skills...if you're not a last cup assassin, you need to get a clue. Another huge contribuitor is if you can round house the shit outta someone...if you can do all these things, you most likely are a high fivein mutha fugga and are sweet like us.
ALLS I HAVE TO SAY IS HOLY FUCKING MULLETS! These guys don't give a FUCK about rockin mullets or lickin the taint. If i saw these dudes i would give em three right "arms" (whatever ther fuck that means) to the face. While theyre down...i'd hire 37 ninjas to just elbow drop them all till EVERYONE is dead. At least all gay queers stick together..and stick it in thier asses.
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Pharell!!!!!
Pharell is the sweetest of the sweet...I mean look at him...he is wearing a mesh hat for shits sake...thats enough right there...but to add to that...when he dances..its fuckin freaky...and when i say freaky i mean FUCKING sweet...don't pertend you don't know what we mean...Pharell takes sweetness to the MAX!
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Sooo we're standing outside, and earlier in the day we had rolled a joint with a firecracker in it. (why? cuz we're criminals and we dont even care) Later that night, we're gettin WASTED, and when I say wasted, I mean drunk as a fish swimmin in some 151, and this kid walks up, and it happens to be his birthday. So he asks if we have a present for him, and being the nice guys we are, we were like sure, easy. So we give him the blunt, and hes like whats this, and we're like just smoke it yo, half baked style. So he rolled with it, lit it, and it blew the fuck up in his mouth. He's ok, but the puff of black smoke that he blew out of his mouth was fuggin (for lack of better words) sweet. HHAHAHAHAAH, what an idiot.
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